Smoked A Mustang
Each morning enroute to work, I traverse a traffic light on a lightly used stretch of Interstate highway. This morning the light was red, so I came to a stop next to a Ford mustang. The woman driving the Mustang was a blonde with bangs and a shoulder length bob (picture Jenny McCarthy at the HollyRod Foundation). She was obviously quite impressed with the Volt, and was giving my car quite a look over. I don't know if it embarrassed her, but when she saw that I was observing her checking out my Volt, she began revving her engine, and nodded once at me as she gave the bird forward out her windshield.
As the light turned green, the Volt instantly leapt past the Mustang. I heard her tires squeal. As I looked back in the rear view mirror, the blonde's mouth was gaping wide open. By the time I hit 55 mph, she had decided that she couldn't catch up, and gave it up. Bye bye baby.
2012 / Silver Ice Metallic / Neutral Leather / Navigation / Bose / Hard Drive / Rear Camera / Park Assist / OnStar service / Sirius satellite radio / Polished Forged Wheels / Volt All Weather Rubber Floor Mats and Cargo Mat / Dual Cargo Nets / Volt Door Sill Plates / Battery Enhancement / StopSafe ECU (rear end accident avoidance system) / Diamond Gloss polymeric resin / Ziebart front bumper and hood paint protection film / XPel Door Edge and Doorsill Guards /