You might be a Volt owner if...

[AZ-Volt]

Sung to the tune of (You might be a red-neck if...)



You are devastated because you used .16 gallons of gas yesterday.

You forget to turn off your car and don’t notice after you get out.

You ordered and paid for a car you had never seen in person.

You find yourself educating people and “selling” Volts everywhere you go.

You shop and eat places you would never have gone before because they have an L2 charger!

You start your car 10 minutes before you leave for work and the garage door is still closed!

You have to check your rearview mirror for tailgaters before you let of the accelerator.

You hear on the news that gas is above $4.00 and you don’t even flinch.

You almost wet yourself when you see another car like yours on the road.

You floor it at a light and no one notices anything till you are five car lengths ahead.

You walk around all day with and unexplainable grin on your face!!!


Please add more!

[Sharkonwheels]

You have 12g extension cords in your trunk...
You're the only idiot in South Florida with fan-only HVAC in 85 degree weather to squeeze 1 more mile...
You have myvolt.com and gm-volt as permanent tabs in your browser
You hunt day and night on twitter for idiots knocking the Volt

...

[solar_dave]

You finally are considering solar so you can drive for free!
You hear OPEC on the news and don't care!
You stop at the gas station just to gloat!
You go to Starbucks for coffee and end up giving demo rides!
You sit in the car in the garage just cause it is just so cool!
You debate the virtues of Level 1 and Level 2 chargers!
You incessantly check your tire pressure!
You blow the local kid in his loud Jap car off from the light and he is pissed!

[bonaire]

You know what 96S3P means.

[petefoss]

You know what 96S3P means.

Either that or you fly electric RC planes!

[Richmond72]

You call your other car a gas guzzler and it's a Prius.

[Kup]

This is getting creepy! I think these four commenters have been following me around and observing my day-to-day behavior.

Remember, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.

[Sharkonwheels]

This is getting creepy! I think these four commenters have been following me around and observing my day-to-day behavior.

Remember, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.

We have VoltSpies everywhere... You don't REALLY think I got this TeleZoom lens for my camera for bird-watching, do you?

[AZ-Volt]

You can't wait to drive to work even if your job sucks!


Not my job..just saying...

[dwl]

This thread makes me smile.


You quiz your friend about his house wiring before you show up at his party.
You use a calculator and check speed limits through Google maps' street view while planning trip routes.
You plan your daily errands around the hourly weather forecast.