Jim I
03-31-2008, 04:16 PM
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter, Paul Spangler, said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "No they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, " replied Paul. "I just couldn't
imagine someone making love to you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
:)
The Wal-Mart Greeter, Paul Spangler, said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "No they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, " replied Paul. "I just couldn't
imagine someone making love to you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
:)